Stay Out of Berrock Shop During Noon Hour, You Retired Fuck

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Berrock Shop. Noon hour. Every table full.

Yeah I know every lunch place gets busy at Noon. This is especially true at Berrock Shop.

People on their lunch break from work, mixed with regular people wanting to get fed, makes for a busy place.

Well, I am here to rant at you retired people taking up space at Berrock Shop or anywhere else during lunch hour… KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF!

You are lucky enough to be retired. You can come out to places at any time of day. STOP CHOOSING TO GET IN WORKING STIFFS WAY DURING NOON HOUR!

And while we are at it, don’t go wandering by a school during drop off time. Parents have already made their kids late to school along with making themselves late to work, stay the hell out the way.

The only exception is Our Lady of Bullard – she can ride by or eat at whatever time she wants.

What I’m Doing This Weekend: Porchfest [Duh]

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Yes, what I am doing this weekend is what everyone else is doing on Saturday, it’s Porchfest – it’s one of my favorite Fresno things.

I have not locked in planning my day yet (because I am not that kind of person), but I do know some things, my loose schedule of the day I will try to have:

Think I can pull it off?

Also looking to use the Fresno Trolley at some point:

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Great coverage of the event can be found at Bandgeeeek and Valley Echos.

A good page on the website to plan your day with is this one.

Shout out to the one stage in the NW region of Tower (Hamilton/Daily block), holding it down for the whole area.

Shout out to the Medium WelDON porch for the best dad-joke stage/porch name.

Starts at 10 in the morning. I am going to ‘Dad you’ here and tell you to drink some water and wear some sunblock. And also, nobody needs to know what is in your water bottle.

P.S. Don’t forget there is something cool to do on Sunday, too, you just have to take the short drive up to Madera, it’s Spring Fling! Classic VW car show.

-Mike

What I Might Do At FresYes Fest 2026

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It has become a big local event that is now in the same space as the big big big BIG Fresno Fair and a Fresno State football game, it’s FresYes Fest. (Saturday 1-11:00 pm at Tioga and the baseball stadium)

Lucky for FresYes to have some (even if a little hot for March) good weather. There will be everything you can think to have at a festival, here is what I might be looking to do:

  • Watch every damn band I can. I am most pumped for Strange Vine and Werebear. Sadly Werebear had to cancel but It’ll Grow Back is a fine ass punk replacement. There is a good chance I won’t be around still for Strange Vine’s set – that’s okay as I plan to see them at their album release show at Fulton 55 (April 11th)
  • Park in the Spiral Garage. I think I will be there early enough that there will be spaces in the garage, but we shall see. Also considering taking the trolley bus in from Tower.
  • Find shade. It will be impossible to do this while watching bands though, and won’t be easy at other times. The Chuk with be open though and there is shade under the concourse at least.
  • Drink water. And yeah, beer too. Not much of a Seltzer person but I do want to try the Tioga & Ampersand blueberry seltzer colab.
  • Eat. I don’t have a particular food truck I am looking out for. The shortest line will be the top ranking factor for me, if I am being honest.

Band info:

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If you see me out there, please give me your drink ticket or a beer, straight up.

-Mikey

P.S. I have chosen sunblock to be the affiliate sponsor of this post. Because you’re going to fuckin’ need a sport face out there.

What I Might Do Tonight In Fresno

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Gazebo Gardens last night

I am back with another edition of things I might do. This week is a blend of things I still haven’t done from last week with additions.

If you missed the explanation, these are literal things I might do tonight or this week, around Fresno, if I have enough money, time or energy. Hopefully it helps you figure out something for yourself.

  • Outside of the breezy ways of the past days, Gazebo Gardens was nice last night. I had a large corndog. Wouldn’t hate going back tonight or next weekend.
  • Hike around the San Joaquin River is still premium right now and a free thing to do.Wildflowers are coming out. Again, things won’t be greener. And remember that weekends are free to get into Woodward Park – a good access point for hiking around the river.
  • Play pinball Sunday at Summer Fox (Santa Fe) – they have a Star Wars pinball I really want to try and Sunday is happy hour all day.
  • Eat a Me & Ed’s pizza – it has now been at least a month, seems to be my most attainable goal this week.
  • I didn’t buy a discounted puffy jacket at Eddie Bauer’s in Fig Garden yet, I think there is still time. Maybe my paycheck will be bigger than I think on Friday and I’ll go.
  • Since Rogue Festival is ending it looks like I won’t be seeing a show this year, I will take this moment to kick myself.

Please feel free to leave a comment with what you’re up to this week. Hope you’re doing ok.